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Top first-date spots
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Upgrade to Ballsack Gold ✨
Free $0
- 3 likes a day (he won't see them, his phone is in a drawer)
- Unlimited "Did you eat?" messages
Gold $4.30/mo
- See who liked you (it's all of them)
- Rewind (he'll tell you the story again anyway)
- Priority seating at the 4:30 dinner
- Plus an 11% mail-in rebate. Check arrives in 6 to 8 weeks.
Platinum Ask your grandson
- We drive him to the date
- We drive him home from the date at 7:15
- Jumper cables included
Success stories 💕
Met my Harold here. He's 94 and he still mows.
— Kayla
Our first date was Menards on a Saturday morning. He bought me a hot dog at the front and explained lumber for two hours. I've never felt so seen.
— Brianna
He proposed with a Werther's Original.
— Taylor
Walt and I have been together three weeks. He thinks it's been three years. Honestly it feels like it.
— Jess
He paid for dinner with a Menards rebate check. Total gentleman.
— Megan
Safety tips
- Always meet in a public place, like Culver's at 4:30 p.m.
- Tell a friend where you're going. Tell him twice. He'll forget.
- Never send money. Send soup.
- If he says "back in my day," the date is now 45 minutes longer.
- Swiping left on a man over 95 is a crime here.